Money, that's what I want

I got paid! Now all I have to do is get laid and I'm set. Or not. It was so sweet to actually have money to use, and not worry about spending 1 euro because it was half of my entire assets. Now the trick is to not spend it all by the end of December. Will that work? I guess you'll have to come back here to find out...

I should really go do laundry, but I think I might be too lazy for that. I could read Henry James instead, I suppose.